Jaimie likes to ask this question: would you rather a) be with a man who must do fish impressions during sex, or b) be with a man who could only have sex in public (and the police always catch you at the *most* inopportune moment)? Well, Jaim, I guess you found the perfect ad...(yes, she's doing a fish impression. No comment.)
Apparently buying a townhouse in Brewerytown Square inspires you to become a yuppie and start watching cooking shows. It must be the garage that does it...
And finally, my favorite:
As the Main Line Chamber of Commerce promises: The Best Things in Life Are Here!
What more is there to life than hos and cars?
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In truth, it is always a good idea to take your HO in for a tuneup every now and then. That is, of course, unless your HO is beyond repair. Then you have to take them to HO recycling centers and shed a single tear.
:-P
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